Your résumé is bad.Let us prove it.
Upload your résumé and get an AI roast that's savage, shareable, and secretly the best career advice you'll get all year. The roast is free. The glow-up costs less than coffee.
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The RoastCard promise
Harsh on purpose. Helpful by design.
We're new, so we're not going to fake five-star reviews. Here's what we'll actually deliver every single time.
Actually brutal
No fluff, no 'great job!' We say what the recruiter thinks but won't tell you.
Genuinely useful
Every burn is backed by a real fix — weak bullets, buzzword soup, formatting sins.
Free & instant
Upload, get roasted in seconds. No signup wall before you feel the heat.
How it works
Four steps from roasted to hired
Drop your résumé
Upload a PDF or paste your LinkedIn. Our AI reads every line the way a burned-out recruiter would — fast and unforgiving.
Get roasted
Receive a savage, screenshot-ready roast that calls out your worst offenders: vague impact, résumé clichés, and the 'responsible for' plague.
Share the damage
Post your roast card, tag a friend, and dare them to survive theirs. Self-deprecation has never looked this good.
Then actually fix it
Upgrade and we rewrite the whole thing — sharper bullets, quantified wins, ATS-clean formatting. From roasted to hired.
7 sec
Average time to your first burn
100%
Of roasts come with a real, fixable takeaway
$0
To get roasted and share it anywhere
Free to burn. Cheap to fix.
Get roasted for nothing. Pay only when you're ready to turn the damage into a résumé that actually lands interviews.
The Roast
Free forever, delightfully mean
$0
- Full AI text roast
- Shareable roast card
- Top 3 red flags called out
- Unlimited résumé uploads
The Fix
Roasted, then rebuilt
$9/résumé
- Everything in The Roast
- Full AI rewrite of every bullet
- Quantified, impact-driven wording
- ATS-clean formatting pass
- Buzzword soup removed
Glow-Up Pass
For serial applicants
$19/month
- Everything in The Fix
- Unlimited rewrites & versions
- LinkedIn profile roast + fix
- Role-tailored variations
- Cover letter starter
Questions before the burn
Think your résumé can take the heat?
Upload it, get roasted, and find out what's really keeping you from the callback. It's free — and it might actually change your career.